Some chief dressed like an elf is playing a video game for little kids while a dozen nerds watch him. Then, it gets worse. A random chick who is knitting in the background announces that there is a lot of cancer in her family and there’s “basically a 50% chance I’m going to die of cancer.”
Is this level of loserness salvageable? Could all the boxing gyms and motorcycles and beer in the world prepare these kids for the real world or are they a lost cause? At 1:37, they stop watching a dork play a kid’s game and all start clapping because she can knit. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
The problem isn’t that there are nerds in the world. There’s always been nerds. That’s how we got to the moon. The problem is their most self-indulgent and childish behavior has now become completely normalized and even rewarded. They abolished bullying and we are left with the weakest generation in history. We need to bring back the wedgie or this entire civilization is doomed.