FAKE NEWS- Chive On you crazy…. Fascists!!!

Bill Murray’s Nazi Army marching under the Radar

This country has no shortage of fascists.  There are groups like the Oath Keepers, the Red Elephants,  the “Republicans”, Libertarians, Business owners, authors, speakers, economists, Millionaires & Billionaires, Christians, and Pro-Israel Jews… clearly Nazis, all.   Don’t look it up, there’s no other side to the argument.  Anyone in the country who voted for Trump; Nazi.  Anyone who even thinks the thought that neo-liberalist, globalist, Marxist, social conditioning who doesn’t think of Katelyn Jenner as the lip quivering bravest WOMAN on the planet clearly is a proto-fascist headed toward full blown fascism.  The Proud Boys have lead the fascist charge as a violent street gang, where membership requires you to be beat in, actually VOTED for Trump and call themselves “chauvinists” …you know, like “male chauvinist”. There’s another group that has slipped between the cracks of us careful Marxist watchdog patriots… The Chive.

To the untrained eye, they are fun loving people who don’t take themselves to seriously…….  but to the trained eye, they are a racist dog whistle.  Their slogan is “Keep Calm and Chive On”….. did you just assume all our genders?  Don’t tell us to “Keep Calm”.  We’re calm.  We’re very calm.  And if we weren’t we don’t have to be calm.  We’ll be as un-calm in the racist world of hate as we want!!

According to Urban Dictionary “The Chive” describes themselves thusly:


The Chive is just a way of life for the greatest community of misfits, hooligans, and sexy creatures to ever assemble. So when we say Chive On, it means we support our Troops and all First Responders. It’s about working hard and playing harder. It’s about paying it forward through Random Acts of Kindness. It’s about coming through for the Chive Charities and supporting one another through humor and optimism. It’s about not giving a fuck while giving the most fucks. We know how to tell a joke and how to take one. We’re note legion, we’re LEGEND. We don’t wear masks, we wear the best tee’s to ever be sold. Oh, and it’s just a website with a shit-ton of entertaining pictures and videos; mostly boobs, bacon, adorable cats and Bill Fucking Murray.

Whoa.  I know.  A lot to take in there.  How do these monsters walk among us?  They dress themselves up as harmless party seekers, but any good “red pilled” leftist can see right through that.  “Misfits,” “Hooligans,” there’s something to be proud of.  Germany had some misfits and hooligans in the 30s, we all know how that ended.

“Sexy Creatures,” so woman are creatures now?  Objects.  For sex.  Hetro-normative sex.  With men. Reduced to beasts, animals….


Makes me sick.  This woman should be mixing concrete, or at space camp, or changing oil, or killing spiders, or hauling lumber.  REAL woman’s work.






“We know how to tell a joke and take one,” oh, and we don’t?  All my friends think I’m side splittingly funny.  Except I bet your jokes are RACIST.  Here a joke, knock-knock: who there?  Your day of reckoning white cis male!!!

“We don’t wear masks,” well sorry mister-man!   Is that a dig at Anti-fa?  For your information, Anti-fa wears masks cause otherwise they would be held “accountable” in the “crimes” they “commit” for “justice”.  Plus there moms don’t want them to catch cold while they’re out bucking the system.

“Boobs, bacon, adorable cats,” so I guess Muslims aren’t allowed in your little fascist tree fort full of adorable cats.  And what about flat girls, huh?  Not “woman” enough for “the Chive”.  Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?….. I’d bet they’d say.  Sexist pieces of shit.

They almost got away with it too.

Their website thechive.com is one of the most effective propaganda tools ever devised.

The chive boasts celebrities, millionaires, and billions among their membership.  It teaches you everything you’d need to know to become a storm trooper in their sexist hate army.  “Lifestyle” and “Entertainment” categories are adorned with jokes to win over the ignorant masses.  Just bread and circuses.  They ever have entire header for “Military“.  Yeah.  I know.  Catch your breath.  The Chive movement openly and un-apologetically supports the military… the US military.  Unapologetically.  Without even apologizing!  The US military has been seen using guns, honoring the flag, and have bases in… Germany.  They even look to Donald Trump as their commander & chef.  These are facts people.

You’d have to be ignorant of history to not see the parallel between groups like this and Nazi Germany.  Which brings us to Bill Murray; a man they worship… like a god.

Bill Murray is clearly a demagogue, impishly turning social norms and commonalities on their heads, disrupting communal peace and harmony as see in the white supremacy propaganda film “What About Bob?”.

(Video above contains footage of the traditional “Mother, Father, Brother, Sister” family, with Bill Murray supporting it.  And they’re all white.  Disturbing)

Murray’s face adorns much of their symbols, logos, and iconography in a way that can only be compared to a fascist dictator.  At their parties (I seem to remember the Nazis had a party too) these Bill Murray shirts are worn like an unwritten uniform.  Bill Murray was also in “Space Jam”.

There is no letting the “Chive On” movement off the hook.  These mostly white, partying, white frat boy, bacon eating, jokey, white potential rapists of women, patriotic white cis males (of which some of them are white) remind this writer of another group of proto-fascists… The Proud Boys.  Yup.  A “Fraternal Order” (that means frat, look it up) of a bunch of goofy, sarcastic, MEN, wearing Hawaiian party shirts (cultural appropriation), drinking, buying t-shirts of their inside jokes, and telling everyone they love this country, how did we not see it before (not see… n se… nazi).






In fairness, the Chive hasn’t been known to throw down in the streets from time to time the way the Proud Boys have, but let me ask you this… why hasn’t Anti-fa been to Chive events to pick fights and throw rocks at them.  It’s the ultimate fascist test.  Antifa throws a rock and anyone that bleeds, falls down, or say “ouch” is a fascist…. anyone who fights back is a super mega fascist.

It’s time to put these fun loving party boys in their place.  When  girls are in bikinis having a good time with men drinking beer, goofing off and wearing similar shirts; The world needs more people who will stand up and say:

“That’s enough of that.  Too much joy and smiling.  You’re movement doesn’t have equal representation of every race, culture, disease, body size, gender, sexual orientation, religion, social class, educational level, employment history, dental records, and body hair type.  Not okay!!”


We are the front line against the Nazi scourge around every corner.  Where others see “No Hitler” we have to see “Baby Hitler” and kill that little fucker in his crib.  Cause unless you are waving as black, red, and white flag, marching down a street in lock step, screaming about socialism and workers rights, covering your face in masks, silencing anyone who disagrees with you, and using violence on innocent people to further the cause... you could be a fascist.

PawL BaZiLe

Written by PawL BaZiLe

Pawl is a film director and journalist living in New Jersey. Pawl is a fan of history and avid reader with a background in theater. He has used his debate skills to win over 30 Internet arguments. Pawl Bazile directed a punk rock documentary called “Living the American Nightmare” and is currently working on a motorcycle film called “Savage”. For Proud Boy Magazine, Pawl is in charge of digital media, new programming, and talent relations. He takes his coffee black. Follow him on Twitter @PawLBAZiLe.

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