Shapiro takes on Roseanne

 

Roseanne is back, and the hit show’s reboot premiere had 18.2 million people across the country in stitches. Receiving love letters from critics, Roseanne is America’s new favorite Trump-supporting working class mom dealing with her daffy liberal family. The show has already been picked up for another season and conservatives are eating it up because after a long wait there’s finally a show for them…

…except one man.

Enter “The Ben Shapiro Show.” He’s a boyish waif who doesn’t mind telling you he had a syndicated column when he was “17”! Based on the robot Vickie from Small Wonder, Ben is ready to be the one real, true, scouts-honor, conservative.

If you like all the comedy of a term paper on botany, with the charisma of aluminum siding, boy do we have a show for you.

This old school right-winger who made the catch phrase “Never Trump” a favorite among RINOs has America laughing for all the wrong reasons. During his show featured on Facebook live, little Ben launched into a bombastic comedy routine taking issue with fans calling Roseanne a conservative saying, “‘Roseanne’ is not a conservative show.”

“What’s fascinating about this is a lot of people on the right are excited about this,” Ben said. “This is the cultural moment, right? Because Roseanne Barr is a Trump supporter, and Roseanne’s character in the show is a Trump supporter. She talks about how she voted for Trump in the very first episode. But a note of caution, okay? ‘Roseanne’ is not a conservative show. It’s not even close to a conservative show.”

The man with the worst eyebrows in punditry lives in a world where no one is conservative enough for him. He lives in his own Dante’s Inferno; where now there are more conservatives than ever, but not the way he wants them to be conservative.

He called Roseanne “nefarious” for tricking conservatives into liking her show using humor and perspective despite not meeting Ben “never takes himself too seriously” Shapiro’s standards of right-wing comedy.

Roseanne has been a vocal Trump supporter and before her show’s reboot spent a good deal of time feuding with liberals on her twitter.

“4 those who wonder-back in the day when I was called a ‘liberal’ by journalists, I used to answer-‘I’m not a Liberal, I’m a radical’ & I still am-I voted Trump 2 shake up the status quo & the staid establishment,” Roseanne tweeted  back in December.

Ben is throwing a tantrum in a never ending quest to be the most pure man on the right, and while he does the kids at the cool table are having a blast watching Roseanne.

Little Ben reads essays about homework and chores to the disinterested class of the new right, while even the President himself got in on the fun with Roseanne.

“The Ben Shapiro Show” is a world of wacky mishaps where conservatives keep winning, but in a way that drives Ben bonkers.

The Republicans won the White House –but not with the guy Ben wanted. And now conservatives are on the most watched sitcom on ABC roasting liberals and changing the culture one laugh at a time –but it’s not a perfect boring academic understanding of the right.

Will he ever see the forest for the trees?

Ben believed the polls and wrote “I think Trump will get blown out in a general election.” After getting it wrong about such big things, maybe it’s time to go with what the rest of the right wants for a little while. Take the Marco Rubio poster off the wall and join the party the rest of the world is having.

Roseanne is on ABC every Tuesday night with the same classic cast.

 

Pawl Bazile is the Senior Patriotism Correspondent for Dangerous.com and the Production Director for Proud Boy Magazine. Follow him on Twitter @PawlBazile

PawL BaZiLe

Written by PawL BaZiLe

Pawl is a film director and journalist living in New Jersey. Pawl is a fan of history and avid reader with a background in theater. He has used his debate skills to win over 30 Internet arguments. Pawl Bazile directed a punk rock documentary called “Living the American Nightmare” and is currently working on a motorcycle film called “Savage”. For Proud Boy Magazine, Pawl is in charge of digital media, new programming, and talent relations. He takes his coffee black. Follow him on Twitter @PawLBAZiLe.

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