Proud Boys Won’t Be at Desperate Alt-Right’s Rally

White nationalists use gimmick infringement ploys to bait people into going to their terrible event

You know what I hate? Dumb people who think they’re pulling a fast one. Especially when they are really bad at it and don’t know it. Is there anything worse than watching someone try to be clever when everyone is on to them? Enter: the Alt-Right . . .

Gee, that looks vaguely familiar (pictured above). Block letters.  Catchy black-and-yellow graphics. “The West is the Best” tag line. I can’t put my finger on it . . .

Oh yeah . . .  usProud Boy Magazine, and West is the Best Magazine (which are both Proud Boy-run). So what’s that flyer?  A cool new Proud Boy event I’m unaware of? Let’s see . . .


Really? Torch Rally? Again with this shit?? “Provocative Speakers” . . . huh?  I guess, if you’re trying to provoke a new civil war.

What better group to speak at a rally than Vanguard, the group that brought us this guy:

Richard Spencer, of course. The guy who felt so horrible about Virginia having to declare a State of Emergency—which involved the death of one civilian and two cops (remember?)—that he decided to main event the sequel. At this point Richard would talk at a spank booth if you asked nice.

And Augustus Invictus . . . a guy who actually had some hope. Augustus is smart, charismatic, pleasant and he backed the wrong horse (who lost and was shot on the track and he’s still there thinking “maybe he’ll get up and win”). Poor bastard is doubling down. I’m worried guys like him will get so alienated they’ll just keep drifting further. Anyone who’s speaking at this event or even goes to it needs their head examined. Absolutely poison.

So what’s the deal with this flyer? Why does it look all “Proud Boy”? We mentioned this before HERE. The Alt-Right is incredibly butt-hurt that we didn’t “get their back” after Charlottesville. We disavowed it before, and we shit on it after. Looks like we’re the chick who rejected them, so they’re going to get us back by telling everyone they fucked us anyway and what a slut we were. Sources are leaking like a sinking ship in their little group-messenger-circle-jerks after Charlottesville about how they were gonna “get us back” and “take us down with them.” Tactics included, but were not limited to:

  • Wearing Black and Yellow Fred Perry’s to Rallys
  • Going to Proud Boy meet-ups to “recruit”
  • Denying they’re Alt-Right and not leaving the Proud Boys when asked to
  • Telling the Media they are Proud Boys when they aren’t

Their hope seems to be if the media doesn’t look too far into it (and they never do) so the Proud Boys will get heat along with all of them forcing us to either “join” the Alt-Right or just create cracks in our foundation. (NB: Special shout-out to all the members of the media I’ll be sharing this link with AFTER the event asking me if we were there.) The fact is, the media is just dumb enough to fall for it . . .

Elizabeth Preza, you stupid lazy bitch. Is she feeling ok?  She goes on to write this:

Hey dumb fuck, we’re not hard to get a hold of. That goes for the rest of you media dumb fucks, too. Writing garbage like that only reveals you as someone who didn’t even go to our website… or if they did, they ignored what they saw and are willfully lying. Not one actual source or reference in Raw Story’s article in particular. Just some lazy broad farting in her own hand and smearing it on a computer screen. Why have references when you can just label and make shit up? They don’t get to define us. We’re not white nationalists, never were. We weren’t at Charlottesville. We’re not Alt-Right.  Their writing is false and libel.

She has the coherence of a robot who got asked a riddle.  See the logic they use? It can’t be that the Proud Boys aren’t racists . . .  they must just be racists trying to distance themselves from being called Alt-Right. Nailed it. It’s like they’re trying to explain the plot of a movie that they never saw.  The Alt-Left media, like the Raw Story and Elizabeth Preza (who probably terminated a pregnancy she doesn’t like people knowing about, maybe, probably, who knows?) know that the Proud Boys are a greater threat than the Alt-Right-White-Nationalist-Nazi-Klan could even hope to be. The Alt-Right knows it, too. It’s because they are miserable, and the Proud Boys are fun. We’re fun, and their numbers are shrinking.

Not us. Not the Proud Boys. We weren’t at the last one, we won’t be at the next fiasco. We don’t march with the Klan. Fuck that shit. John Gotti once said,

“I never lie because I don’t fear anyone.
You only lie when you’re afraid.”

The entire left are afraid of us. The Alt-Right, White Nationalists are afraid of us. That’s why they’re all lying. They’re afraid cause they’re all losing. They’re afraid that we’re actually right when we say “No” to white nationalism and Richard Spencer. They’re afraid because what “the West is the Best” actually means is that this was the first nation not founded because of who the people were ethnically, or religiously, but that we are a nation build on ideas. Ideas—not race, not your bullshit identity politics, left or right.

Alt-Right rallies tried to co-opt  “Free Speech,” but we all know that means their speech to bore everyone to tears about the so called “Jewish problem.” They tried to use the term “Unite the Right” to trick people into thinking they speak for the right as a whole. They don’t and the only ones who played along were the Alt-Left media like the Raw Story. Now they’re trying to use “March Against Communism.” Man, I HATE communism. It’s like having the “Rally for Free Ribs” and when you show up David Duke is sitting their licking barbecue sauce off his fingers.

We didn’t become Proud Boys to just have rallies. It’s vaguely annoying the Alt-Right is trying to make people believe they’re us (mostly because their brand is so tainted, it’s scary). It’s also annoying that they think they’re slick because “technically, TECHNICALLY” they didn’t “SAY” Proud Boys. They just used our colors, fonts, and slogans. I bet they have the same creepy self satisfied smirk on their faces that they did when they explained “We said HAIL Trump, not HEIL Trump.”  Like we’re all supposed to marvel at how clever they are and just say “You got us.”

They’re not clever. They’re not fooling anyone. We know what you’re doing and it’s not going to work. No, the Proud Boys won’t be at their dumb rally, they can have all the dumb rallies they want. It’s a free country, and we’re free to not go. We distanced ourselves from the Alt-Right a long time ago. No quarter for mentally ill cosplayers.

The Proud Boys are not, were not, and will never be Alt-Right.

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Pawl is a film director and journalist living in New Jersey. Pawl is a fan of history and avid reader with a background in theater. He has used his debate skills to win over 30 Internet arguments. Pawl Bazile directed a punk rock documentary called “Living the American Nightmare” and is currently working on a motorcycle film called “Savage”. For Proud Boy Magazine, Pawl is in charge of digital media, new programming, and talent relations. He takes his coffee black. Follow him on Twitter @PawLBAZiLe.

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