Yo wagwan bredren? This dude has been a major bumdaclot ‘gainst the Proud Boys and myself.
This fucking sack of shit Evans Feite has been calling me and the Proud Boys hateful and racist. Fuck this dude. Let’s break it down.
FUCK THIS DUDE REASON #1
Total fag. Not in the actual gay way, obvs. I love my gay friends. I’ll suck a dick right now. Boom; next.
FUCK THIS DUDE REASON #2
First time I met this guy he said he liked some of Gavin McInnes’ videos, particularly, How to Piss in Public, but said many of his other videos were “problematic.” Fuck anyone who uses the word, “problematic.” Unless maybe you’re a mathematician. But even then, even those nerds probably don’t say it. Honestly I don’t know their lexicon but it doesn’t matter, because still, fuck this dude.
FUCK THIS DUDE REASON #3
His band Fist City, from Calgary, isn’t that catchy. I could write these songs with an assful of Xanax and a head full of retard.
FUCK THIS DUDE REASON #4
Talking shit about the Proud Boys means what? You’re against dudes drinking together without chicks? The fact the West rules? What else? Ah… that, Fred Perrys look great… ‘specially in black ‘n’ yellow (shout out to Wiz Khalifa, btw)?
Dude, fuck this guy.
FUCK THIS DUDE REASON #5
Just look at his face. Problematic as fuck.
Again, fuck this guy.
FUCK THIS DUDE REASON #6
Fuck reasons. You get the point.
I am FUCKING SICK of people shitting on the Proud Boys, calling us racist, willy-fucking-nilly. These people have done zero research. Let’s call these pieces of fucking turd out for the pieces of fucking turd they are.