Antifa Crust Punks Join Proud Boys

In Trump We Crust

Four New York City Antifa members defected yesterday to join the Proud Boys. “We’re not wearing the Fred Perry polos, though,” a young man calling himself Colton Forty-Five told Proud Boy Magazine. “Once a scumfuck, always a scumfuck.” He did, however, confirm their intention to incorporate the yelling of cereal names into their nightly sidewalk brawls, as well as India ink and sewing needles to stick n’ poke third degrees.

Word on the (literal) street is their brand new flexi 7″ totally slays, continuing their anarcho-crust band under the new name: DYSAVOW. Look for In Trump We Crust at their next basement show. Ask a train hopper for deetz.

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Greg Pike. Canadian. 3rd Degree. Credits: Noisey, VICE, Cult MTL, Thought Catalog, Street Carnage, Weird Canada, CTV Television, others. Influences: Gary Rogers (Thrasher's Skateline), Danny McBride (everything that man touches). 2019: book.

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