5 Proud Boys Keys of Success

 

Master these keys to success to become a great Proud Boy and experience a better life.

5) Open Thy Eyes

Open your eyes! Get informed and check out the world around you! We live in a nation of sleepwalkers, who do the daily grind and strictly rely on either CNN, FOX, or Comedy Central to deliver your news to you. In my experience, nothing could be more detrimental to your ability to ‘stay woke’. I almost threw up when I wrote that sentence but it’s true! You need to be actively going online and informing yourself by making a hobby out of it. How do I do this you ask? Go on YouTube right now (you can finish reading this article later, I don’t mind) and type in any of these names: Gavin McInnes (you should be subscribing to his show), Lauren Southern, Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, Milo Yiannopoulis, and Ann Coulter. There are 3 reasons these beautiful people are always doing their best content live: They’re fucking good at debating, they know what they’re talking about, and they’re fucking right!

4) Get Healthy

There are 2 quick ways to being healthy and I promise it ties into everything which is why it’s a key to success.

  1. Get sleep. Yes, get an adequate amount of sleep for your age. Don’t put it off or make excuses. Getting the right amount of sleep ties into your brain power during the day, your work ethic, and even your libido. Yes your fucking libido! No wanks isn’t much use if your dick is too tired from sleep deprivation. Go to bed!

Eat healthy. This one is also obvious and yet so many people neglect it. Just like no wanks, you need to limit yourself to only eating fast food once a month. Once you get into the habit of it, it’s not so bad, and if you don’t know how to eat healthy then talk to one of those people with a fake college degree. I say only once a month not eating fast food ever again is even better.

3) Lay Those Bricks

If you’ve never heard our pope of laying bricks speak, you need to do so immediately. Laying bricks means hitting on women, and not only does it make you more successful by building confidence, it will also get you laid. Lay a brick and she’s totally turned off by you? Who cares! There’s tons more out there and she was just the practice round! Lay 5 bricks a day and you’ll start to experience an all-around better life.

2) Having a Job You Love

Now this one is a bit harder. Figuring out what you want to do in life, pursuing it, and obtaining it are all challenges. There’s tons of guides out there on the internet on how to nail job interviews and find something that’s right for you. This key will require more work on your part than any others because you need to find out what you want to do for yourself. However, once you figure out your dream job and have the means to obtain it, here are my tips:

  1. The handshake. It needs to be strong to show you’re a competitive alpha male that wants the job and not some limp dick faggot looking for a quick buck.
  2. Make ‘em laugh. I’ve noticed that if I can make my interviewers laugh a couple of times, then I’m guaranteed a job.
  3. An excellent resume. Don’t bullshit it. You should be able to answer a few of those technical questions and know a few buzzwords but having a great resume is what gets you in the door. If you don’t know the answer to a couple of questions but charm their little panties off anyways, you’ll get hired.

1) Workout

Exercise, exercise, exercise. This one is the most important. When people exercise, they get better sleep, they start to eat healthier, and yes when you look better on the outside and you find someone to suck your dick. And getting your dick sucked is pretty nice.

Another one.

Love. This is a bit cheesy so I’ll keep it short. Have some love in your life, whether it’s a strong connection to your family, having a girlfriend or wife, and even just getting a dog. Find something and love the fuck out of it, since that’s the end goal in life anyways isn’t it?

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