A bizarre story out of Northern Iraq unfolded this week as wild pigs were
reported to have committed murder-by-stampede, amassing and trampling
three ISIS fighters and wounding five others. Although this story originates
from a region of the world currently ripped asunder by war and absent of
any antidote to the poisonous destruction by Islamic Extremism, it feels like
it came out of some alternate script for Jumanji
From the Military Times:
“The incident occurred after Islamic State fighters executed 25 people
in the town of Hawija, one of three Islamic State complete-control
strongholds in Iraq. The executions were ordered after several people
tried to escape the town, according to local leaders.”
While it hasn’t been confirmed if these feral hogs were trained specifically
for covert stampede-style operations in Iraq by US Special Forces, Squeal
Team 6 has already sent more ISIS fighters to their graves than what was
accomplished by the previous Administration in the lead-up to the
establishment of the Caliphate in June 2014.
Since this large, rambunctious stampede has removed more ISIS fighters
off the battleground it should be noted that the eating of swine in the
Islamic religion is considered haram (forbidden by religious law) and may
hinder one’s entrance into heaven. The Coalition charged with defeating
the Islamic State should somehow summon enough pigs to reclaim lands
currently held by remaining ISIS forces in Iraq and Syria.
If we tried it, I’d give it 30 days before we fry their bacon and we’re done
with this greasy mess.