John Woods
The irritating billionaire author of Harry Potter has announced to the world she is now depressed because of Britain’s upcoming departure from the European Union.
After you have stopped laughing, you may continue with the article.
J. K. Rowling also credited the official Labour Party opposition for turning into a Jeremy Corbyn (their leader) personality cult for causing her to descend into melancholy.
The vote last June and the aftermath has just been too much for the creator of Dumbledore, who has worked herself into a frenzy over Brexit and Donald Trump in the last year.
At least our bootless British Prime Minister Theresa May has ONE achievement since taking office, in crushing J. K. Rowling into despair.
Incompetent clowns in power and the opposition turning into a solipsistic personality cult. I'm so ****ing depressed. Send otter pictures.
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) September 25, 2017
However, all is not lost, because J. K. has asked for her followers on Twitter to send her pictures of otters to cure her depression.
Several thousand otters later, it might be that tragic J. K. has overcome her state of melancholy.
Could it be, the rich liberal elite can be cured of their ailments by animated GIFs of otters?
Despite the deluge of sycophantic responses, a few sensible comments have been left under her confession of depression.
Depression isn't real.
— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) September 25, 2017
You're depressed because you're a complete fraud of a person. Take a long look in the mirror. https://t.co/tB44XEaQaZ
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) September 25, 2017
Rich clowns complaining how they are depressed but will be cured by people sending pics of cute animals. Send blobfish pictures.
— theOGGSTER (@OggsterThe) September 25, 2017
I'm depressed too. Send a couple millions please !
— J. (@J52787819) September 25, 2017
You're a billionaire and still a loser, you should be depressed.
— ProudConservative (@gt_rman) September 25, 2017
Not to worry @jk_rowling You will probably leave the UK to live a life of luxury in some tax haven and then you won't feel depressed
— Robert Iley ?? (@iley1) September 25, 2017
Are you really depressed, or is this more #FakeNews like “Trump ignored the handicapped kid” ?
— “Rocket Man” Xqwzts (@IjuakosXqwzts) September 25, 2017
I'd be depressed too if I was a billionaire living in a mansion in a gated community in the UK lying on Twitter about taking in refugees.
— Lindsay Applegath ☔ (@ApplegathAsylum) September 25, 2017
you're depressed because you're a selfish, menopausal hypocrite @jk_rowling. Why haven't you taken in a single Syrian refugee??
— Aren't Dogs Great?? (@IHeartSully) September 25, 2017
