Babes Wearing Fred Perry

Q: How many beers? A: Negative infinity.

A Fred Perry polo automatically notches a girl up a couple points. But what if they’re already an 8.5 or a 9? Or dare I say: a 10? The scales get tipped over into an extra-dimensional forcefield which propels said babes into a mythical galaxy rumored to exist, known only as UHURU-12.

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