As the great philosopher once said: “Women. Are. Dirty.”
And he couldn’t be more right, but I’m not talking about all women here, mainly the ones who have daddy issues, you know the ones I’m talking about. Men who have been caught in the maelstrom of their degenerate sexual insanity often affectionately refer to these women as “crazy pussy.” I used to be one of those men, but I am changing, for the good of the western world.
There is something quite endearing about a woman who is willing to suck her own menstrual blood off your cock, like you admire her dedication to show you how far she can push the sexual boundaries, but in that moment when she looks up and smiles and you see an almost brown blood clot on her lip, you know this particular woman suffers from deep seated issues. What would make the situation more grotesque is if you went in for a kiss, despite that dreaded mass of coagulation on her mouth. In the heat of the moment you lose yourself in such an act of sin, and the taste of copper in your saliva becomes just another bodily fluid to add to your repertoire.
Crazy pussy, for all intents and purposes, is the best pussy. A damaged woman with no self worth knows how suck a dick, because deep down they know they have nothing more to offer the world, but even though the sex may be out of this world, crazy pussy is not something you want to wed with your western ideals.
Crazy pussy enjoys being humiliated, that is why they call us Daddy and let us defile them in ways that sometimes seems too pornographic. I have been with plenty of crazy women in my life, they make you feel alive and young, the wild sex invigorates the soul and their low self esteem means you can do pretty much whatever you want to them, so long as it’s consensual. This makes you feel powerful, up until the point you empty your bollocks onto their chest. Then you have to reevaluate your entire existence until you become aroused again.
From my experience most of these women tend to fall on the more left wing side of the political spectrum, which makes sense as I met the majority of them through dating sites (as discussed in my previous article). Their obscenely dyed hair, atrocious tattoos, excessive piercings and their undying love for The Smiths, Chai Lattes, and Jeremy Corbyn’s beard expose their deranged SJW state of mind. The sad truth is that Britain is full of these debased women. In this country it is becoming increasingly difficult to find a wholesome woman with conservative values and a moral compass that isn’t skewered like a Vietnamese prostitute. Instead we are left with a litter of Labour supporting Primark employees with fluorescent yellow hair and a face that looks like it has seen more ejaculate that your favourite sock. It is no wonder then that many British men are becoming disillusioned by the lack of options put forth by their home country. It is no wonder why British men are either still shagging around and not settling down, or, more dangerously, settling down with women who will eventually make them dreadfully dolorous once the honeymoon period has worn off. Feminism and the deep-rooted left wing media have deprived women of all their natural beauty, strength, and charm. Instead they have been turned into shorthaired boogeymen hell bent on emasculating every man they come across. There is more crazy pussy in the United Kingdom than you could shake an eleven-inch dildo at. So these women become nothing but sexual cannon fodder for men who just want to bugger something that isn’t another man. And these women wonder why they are going to be forever single and live alone with thirty-three cats…hell even the cats wouldn’t want some of these freaks.
So don’t make the monstrous mistake of trying to wife these women for they will drag you into their depraved pit of depression, self-loathing, and raving lunacy. Some men are so desperate to find a life long partner that they may find themselves becoming ensnared by the intense passion that crazy pussy can exude in the bedroom, but I implore you to resist. Discipline is key. They are free spirits doomed to float through life in a deluded haze. Their miscreant mammaries can sometimes bring temporary happiness to those seeking some shameless adventures to fulfill their devious needs, but that is all they are; fleeting adventures waiting to become distant memories.
They come in many guises but, as I have stated, watch out for those who dye their hair with diverse and whacky colours on a regular basis. This is a clear sign of someone with a fickle nature and incessant daddy issues.
My advice to my fellow British men would be to find a good ole fashioned American conservative woman with mild Christian beliefs, not one of the more hardcore religious types, but one with good morals and edifying values that will aid you in raising a honourable and proud western family. If you are one of those lucky few British men who have found the perfect Trump supporting, Brexit voting, shit posting, meme loving lady in this country, then I tip my hat to you and urge you start reproducing so we can rebuild the Empire sharpish!
In conclusion, whether it be them telling you they want to wear your skin, or curling up into a ball midway through sex and talking about how their dad upsets them sometimes, you will never have a dull moment with crazy pussy, but ultimately marry someone who hasn’t eaten their own vomit off a guy’s dick.